raquelnicolette: mensrightsactivist: if my job was answering my text messages i would be fired SUPER FUCKING FIRED.
cnnbreaking: when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
mollyiswideawake: the-eleventh-blog: iwanty0ubleeders: can you imagine if google just disappeared from the internet and then we couldn’t google what happened to it because google was gone It took me a good two minutes to work out that that is a picture of a person in a translucent waterslide and not someone trapped in a human test tube in a horror film
megaman2: megaman2: “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?” “no, i said she was fucking goofy” please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
ishimaruu: if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
Don't tell me.
jphani: Don’t tell me you care. Don’t tell me you love me. Don’t tell me you’ll be there. Don’t tell me I’m special. Don’t tell me you are interested in me. Don’t tell me I’m the only one you want to be with. Show me.
lvysaur: sluttyoliveoil: lvysaur: lvysaur: when i say peeka you say boo peeka chu shut the fuck up
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
musicbeatstherapy: jelee-: rockpapertheodore: tinyspacebabe: ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore you sound fannytroubled a little bootybothered if you ask me someone’s having a little tushytantrum
furbiez: don’t do drugs. do me do drugs and me. do drugs with me. and then do me.
Tell me what's on your mind, don't make me keep...
shavingryansprivates: hannabarbarian: basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal i don’t think that’s how you play basketball
me: eats a snack while making a snack