celestes-poetry:

AT MY WEDDING im going to have a huge brownie cake but its actually going to be a WEED brownie cake and everyone will eat it and slowly become high and like ill just stand there and watch it hit EVERYone then everyone will just be fucking high and ittle be the best wedding ever because drugs

(Source: i1091.photobucket.com)

0perationghosthunt:

mineraltown:

when there is something you really want to draw that looks perfect in your head but is too complex for your artistic level

is that a reaction image or an example

swagchat:

swagchat:

swagchat:

what type of music do chiropractors listen to

hip-pop

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

best-of-funny:

burningbrigids:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

• why is being alive so suck
• why is being alive suck
• why is suck
• suck is being alive so expensive
• why suck so expensive

?????

 

what the fuck is going on

imagine how is touch the suck

X

i have a drug problem

im out of drugs

(Source: fuks)

(Source: )

coolgifaddiction:

Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant

“The similarities between the two players is frightening sometimes”…
Kobe studied Jordan to a science.

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you here today